Thursday, June 30, 2011

A Date to Remember

So I'm pretty sure by now y'all know my love for some Mama Kat, and chances are I probably do not need to profess my love anymore. However, once again I'm joining in on her weekly writing prompts. This weeks prompt?

Describe a memorable first date

Y'all should already know what date I will be posting about. Hehe. Mine and Honey's first date! Many of our friends know how we actually met, yet many don't. For those of you who have been following me for quite some time now, y'all should know...but for those newbies I'll let y'all in.

Honey and I met on a dating website. I was kind of to a point in my life where I felt I was never going to find someone who fit me or my lifestyle and really there's no where in my town to meet singles except for thank you. So on a whim I decided why not. I never posted a profile picture because I didn't want to put myself out there and in all reality after the first message was sent, I never truly expected us to even meet. The more messages that were sent, the more interested I became. The day after we finally exchanged phone numbers my friend bailed on me and told me she couldn't go to the Titans game with me. Um hello?! I have season seats, I don't pass up games! I needed a date and fast whether it be friend or hottie! So what does my coworker tell me? Invite mystery man. Um what? Seriously? So I text one of the girls that sits beside me at the games and introduced the idea to her. After many texts were sent back and forth I realized she had a good point. I would be surrounded by people I know and if the date went bad he could call a cab. (ouch... Lol) So I text mystery man and asked if he would like to join me.

The end, Ha! Not. Any who so at first my invitation was denied. He apparently had some sort of birthday party to go to for a cousin. After talking to his roomie/best friend he ditched the birthday party and decided to come along. I started to instantly panic. Literally. I couldnt even stay still, I was trying to decorate a Christmas tree and kept dropping the ornaments. Its funny looking back now though.

So the big day comes and I take forever getting ready, running us behind a little. I went and picked him up...what? Hello I met him off the Internet, of course I'm driving so at least if he's a serial killer I can drive myself to my death destination. He got in the car and I got nervous as hell. He's gorgeous. Better looking than the pictures. Oh my god he's bald. Holy smokes! Nervous. We get to the game. After a few beers we both are at ease and I quickly realized that this is the fastest I have ever fallen for someone. He is everything I want. We talked through the entire game maybe catching a play or two. And there it was, our first kiss. Sparks flying, angels singing, I want him. Bad. Come to find out his best friends brother is married to my best friends sister. There are always parties being held at my best friends parents house. It just so happened the ones I went to he didn't and vice versa. Funny story...her mom has always called me her daughter and she has always called him her son. So how in the world did it take the internet for us to meet? I like to call it fate.

The day after our first date I professed to my sister that he is going to be the man I marry. I still hold true to that statement today, I love him more and more everyday. For me to ask God for a better man would be a slap in God's face. He is everything I've ever wanted and perfect for me.

But come on...y'all already know how bonkers I am for him :)

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

The Buffalo

So can anyone gimme a round of applause for writing my first review!? Ha, of course it would be a sex toy, what else could I have possibly reviewed that I could enjoy any better. Hehe jk. Any who. Now as promised, because I'm on the ball this week, canoe trip pictures!

First and foremost, I'm going to go ahead and warn you that the majority of these pictures makeup was non existent and I look rather busted. Just saying. :)

These two were seriously adorable together. They were like a little old married couple and she was definitely the mom in the group. Ha.

Ha does anyone notice A. Honey is the shortest of the group. B. Honey has the BEST body in the group and C. My Honey is the sexiest out of the group, okay maybe that's a little bias but I'm entitled to it. :)

He represents Tennessee so poorly....

Obviously taken the second day. Obviously alcohol was highly involved.


Can I just say Honey is a genius? No running water so how did we brush our teeth?! COLGATE WISPS! Obviously a huge hit with everyone else as well.

The first day we were there we were floating down the river only to see this canoe floating down the river beside us, all while a guy was doing a keg stand...on the canoe. Seriously?!

I don't remember exactly what happened to this tent but obviously it was the retarded tent of the camp site. Just saying.

Home sweet home-- right before we left for Fat Daddy's Resort. (a floating bar :) )

Okay wahlah, pictures posted. I stuck to my word. :)

Don't forget to enter in my last minute giveaway!

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Last minute giveaway!

I was recently asked to participate in hosting a giveaway. Unfortunately the giveaway is pretty short notice but theres still time!

An online printing company called UPrinting is offering one lucky winner a chance to win personalized postcards. Great for invitations or even a simple hello to a friend. You even get to choose your very own postcard design!

A little more detail:
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Giveaway closes at 11PM CST on June 30, 2011. The winner will be announced July 1st...what are you waiting for? Get to it!
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Yes Your Highness!

A couple of weeks ago I decided to take part in doing a review for Good Vibrations, a great place to buy anything and everything to spice up your sex life. With several items to choose from, I chose Your Highness Vibrating Dildo, with a name like that who wouldn't want to try it out?

Product Details: (from Good Vibrations)
Part of the signature Good Vibes silicone line designed by our staff, this shapely plug is quite elegant, featuring three subtle curves and a smooth, metallic-like finish. The slim shaft features a sturdy base, making it ideal for harnessing, as well as a pocket for the included Itty Bitty Vibe. This versatile lady can be used for anal or vaginal penetration. 5 1/2 long, 1 1/8 in diameter. Blue silicone.

I absolutely loved the look of this toy and I absolutely could not wait to try it out! The length and diameter was perfect size and the vibration this bad boy puts off is almost overwhelming. I guess it's true, big things come in small packages! I personally chose to use it vaginally because I'm not a fan of anal play at all however it still got the job done. Unfortunately due to lack of time I haven't had much room in my schedule for the bedroom boom but trust me when the time comes, this little lady will be joining in on the fun!

Toys can be quite pricey which I'm never a fan of, however Your Highness can be purchased for only $36! From first hand experience I can tell you that it is extremely fairly priced for what you get. Okay so stop reading now and get over to their website and check out all of their amazingness!

I received this product in return for a product review. The words and opinions shared here are that of my own.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Summer 50

I've always found that when I have writers block or just lack of an amusing post, Moma Kat's writing prompts is a wonderful place to turn to. Needless to say, I have come across the majority of my favorite blogs through her as well. As always, with a lack of time, I will be joining in this week. Needless to say, I haven't forgot about my bike rally post nor the canoe trip...I've just been to busy to post something or anything detailed. With Honey being gone this weekend on a "boys trip" hopefully it will give me some sort of time to get a few things accomplished. Fingers crossed anyways.

So without further procrastination I give you my prompt:

3.) Create a bucket list of 50 things you want to do this summer (with or without the kids!)

Though I wasn't able to come up with all 50 at once, I will add to it as the summer progresses.
1. Go on a road trip
2. Attend a bike rally.
3. Experience something I never have before
4. Go on a boat.
5. Finish at least one book
6. Participate in some sort of water sport
7. Swim A LOT
8. Have at least 10 days of pure relaxation. Not in a row.
9. Travel to another state.
10. Get a bad ass tan
11. Keep Jacob overnight.
12. Attend jazz on the lawn at least twice
13. Get a facial
14. Get at least two pedicures
15. Keep stress to a minimum.
16. Take a vacation...just honey and I.
17. Attend at least 5 different movies
18. Clean my car completely out.
19. Participate in my first blog review.
20. Reach 80 followers
21. Go on a picnic.
22. Make a bucket list
23. Lose 15 more lbs.
24. ...

Yeah I couldn't even come up with half. Eek. It'll happen...eventually.

Till next time...;)

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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Behind, as always.

Once again I'm drowning in my to do list. Sigh. I promise I will get back to blogging on a regular basis soon. This past weekend was beyond insane! It was a ton of fun but not something I could partake in every weekend. I'm pretty pumped to tell you all about it but I'm short on time right now, but thought I would sneak a post in anyways. I'm aware I still need to post canoe trip pictures, I'll hopefully get to that tomorrow.

Unfortunately this weekend my iPhone was fried. So much to the point when I tried to hook it to my computer to set it back to factory setting my computer basically told me it didn't know what the fuck I was talking about. So meanwhile I'm using Honeys second phone (that he keeps mainly for facebook stalking outside of his work phone, ha). I'm thankful for it though.

Speaking of Honey these past couple of weeks I've grown aware of how much I truly love him and how thankful I am for him. At this point I don't know what I would do with out him. He's amazing. But I wont make you gag with the lovey dovey mush.

Just like last time, I'm going to go catch up on bachelorette. Side note, my sex toy that I will be reviewing came in today. honey and I should be using it tomorrow or so unless mother nature decides to visit between now and then. Then I'll give you my very first review. Get pumped!

Tuesday, June 7, 2011


These past couple of weeks have been hectic as all get out. From catering 800 people to canoeing, to breaking my tailbone and a road trip/bike rally coming up this weekend. Don't even get me started on my overly booked work schedule. I've been training so doing twice the work and no time to rest all while having a broken tailbone, I'm dragging to the core. I had an emotional break down on Honey Sunday because I just wanted to relax. There's so much going on far and between that I can't even find the time to loa the canoe trip pictures to my laptop. A picture filled post is soon to come. Along with my very first review. Hehe it's a sex toy, get pun intended.

With this all bein said I'll be at Honey's tomorrow so I'll be taking my laptop so I can get those pictures up and running. Woohoo. Progress in the making.

As far as my lack of posts go, be patient with me. I'm busy as a bee...ha..ha.

Now off to catch up on two weeks worth of bachelorette. :)

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