Thursday, January 20, 2011

poor vagina

I don't know about y'all but I am the most impatient little bitch there ever was. Which its funny that I'm posting this today because yesterday I was just preaching to K about how he needs to just be patient. Anyways, I'm trailing off here, I'm currently sitting at my doctors office waiting for the raping of my vaginal area, also referred to as a "well woman's visit" or "pap smear". My gyno is located in just a regular family physicians office thus meaning I'm in the waiting room with a bunch of sickies. As I'm sitting here I can feel the germies just floating around. I better not get even more sick after this, i'll be one pissed impatient little bitch.

Anyways, as much as I go to the doctors you would think that I would be use to this shit. But I freaking hate waiting a damn hour just to have my vag raped. The last time I scheduled a rape I ended up leaving after waiting two hours. What the hell are they possibly doing back there? Was there another rape booked before mine? Because if so that bitch must have one hairy bush that they have to take a weed eater to first. I'm just saying, what else would be taking so long?

As long as the assholes doctors make me wait, I'll end up dying in this bitch. At least its decorated nicely. Sigh.


  1. I'm so impatient that I cancel appointments before I even attempt to keep them...

    I'm a whore like that!

    You are also one of my favorite bitches ever! I lost your damn email though! So fuck me.

  2. Fuck you? Yes please haha only kidding. Email: don't forget it my little hooker!

  3. I know what you mean. I totally hate waiting all damn day at my gyno just to have my vag ... wait, something isn't right here.

  4. Haha I love it. Lets hope you are going for prostate examinations instead. :)


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