Wednesday, January 19, 2011

What a bandwagoner!

So I don't go into work until 10am so I have been sitting around trying to think up something that I wanted to post about. Normally my posts come from something that happened through the day, ie freaking bitch yesterday. So I decided to scramble around other blogs in hopes that it would trigger something to fill the blank post that was waiting for me to fill with useless nonsense. Little did I know, overnight I had gained two followers, welcomes to you, so of course I'm going to go check these new stalkers of mine out! Upon my "stalk-back" I decided to copy Steve, my new follower, fromSteve's Nude Memphis Blog by doing a meme, or whatever you wanna call it. Thanks Nudie Steve. Before I start, I have to add that I thought I got to be a word whore when it comes to posting, but Steve is one wordy guy! Check him out, he's got quite a bit to say...and it's pretty fucking humorous.

Now, to the task at hand...

Be honest, who texted you last

The guy I'm dating, K.

Do you sleep with the door open or closed?

I sleep naked so whether it be in my bed or K's the door is shut. I don't want my parents nor his room mate getting an eyeful.

Do you drink tea?

Only if the shit is sweet. I'm from the south, we serve that sweet stuff.

Do you have plans for tomorrow?

Yep. I first have to go get my oil changed in my car, then go get the oil changed in my vagina. What? I'm talking about my gynecologist appointment of course.

What’s worse: dry skin or chapped lips?

Chapped lips. Because if they end up cracking you have to wait for the shit to heal, dry skin you can just apply moisturizer and wahlah!

Would you be surprised if your parents had another baby together?

Considering my moms tubes are tied, she's had a hysterectomy, and my dads cods got snipped...yeah I would be freaked out.

Would you rather go to Canada or California on vacation?

California. I hate cold weather and I feel like I could be more entertained in Cali. But wait, what parts are we talking bout here?

Do you want to get married?

If the time and the man is right, yes.

Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants or pajama pants?

I'm kicking it in my work jeans.

So, what if you married the last person you texted?

Um, well, that's kind of putting me on the spot isn't it? It's too soon to be talking about all that.

Last person you told a secret to?

See question #1.
same answer.

What are you listening to at the moment?

The Today Show, but I'm not really listening to it it's just background noise.

Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?

Other than my bed? k's bed. Other than a bed at all? My couch.

Is there someone that you believe you will always be attached to?

My family, I can change the blood I bleed. But maybe thats not the question...

Are relationships ever really worth it?

I believe every relationship happens for a reason. The majority of the time I learn something about myself or I learn something that I want in my future mate that the last one didn't have. Are the tears and heartache worth it? No, easier said then done, but every time one story ends another unfolds.

Do you believe in love?

Meet my parents, hear their story, and tell me how you couldn't believe in love.

When was the last time you saw your father?

Last night when he went to tell me goodnight before he went to bed.

Have any memories that you’d like to forget?

Who doesn't.

Is there someone you really like to hang out with and just talk about stuff?’

S and L. We meet at Starbucks for pointless, meaningless, random conversation.

Have you ever been called prince or princess?

Actually yes.

Do you think teenagers can be in love?

See question: "do you believe in love"

How fast does your mood change?

Depends, menstruating or not? ha!

How are you feeling?

Minus this sinusitis shit, fucking fabulous.

Do you want someone to call you right now?

I don't want someone to call me. But I don't don't want someone calling neither.

What do you always take with you?

My iphone is pretty much always glued to my fat ass.

Is your bed comfortable?

Like a freaking fluffy cloud.

Would you say you’re an understanding person?

I try to be. Sometimes my hardheadedness doesn't let me be.

Are you generally a happy person?

Pretty much. Unless drama pops up then I get pretty pissy.

Who’s in your profile picture with you?

Wait, what profile picture? Blogger, Facebook, myspace? You need to be more specific here...

Were you single on Valentines Day?

Always have been since 2007. What's up!

What is the last movie you watched?

The Dilemma with K. That shit was funny.

Do you listen to songs when you’re done?

Done doing what? What the hell...

How long does it take you to fall asleep at night?

It depends on the circumstances. If I just finished having sex, immediately...if I took cough syrup, immediately...if I worked, had a rough day, or have a lot of my mind because of work.....I'll be lucky if I get sleep at all.

Are you talkative?

Depends. Is alcohol involved? Do I know the people I'm suppose to be talking to?

Were you single last summer?

Yeah. I had my occasional bitches.

I hope y'all enjoyed. Hopefully tomorrow I can open a can of whoop ass on writer's block and defeat it once and for all.


  1. Haley I am stoked you are dating K now whooo hooo I have to admit this is the most entertaining, funny LOL Q&A post I have ever read in my the part where your getting your um va jay jay serviced made me chuckle like never before never seem to suprise me of what your gonna say hee hee I think that's why I luv ya sooooo


  2. Steve is an wordy fucking guy dude!!! Good thing he's funny as hell.

    I linked to the bastard today too... He's such a whore!

    Oh... and I totally added your button to my sidebar. FYI- TOTALLY something that usually takes MONTHS to achieve. You lucky slut you!!!

  3. I don't usually read through too much of these things, but I couldn't help myself. You are too funny.


Feel free to be a whore, a comment whore that is. I respond straight to your email, because I'm just that fabulous. ;)