Halloween+Sunday Football

I tried to think of something to rant about but I've got nothing. I've been in a bad mood all day. From the time I woke up to now I'm still grumpy. Honey blames it on the medication, I blame it on his unelaborative text messages. So to give me something to post about I'll post the pictures from our Halloween party this past Saturday night.




I present to you my costume: A royal peacock. Oh I forgot to mention I cut off like 9+ inches of my hair since I last posted a picture.




Honey dressed as Lt. Dangle from Reno 911. The thumbs up makes this priceless.



A picture of us together, just because we're hot. Just saying :)

The party we went to was like mid 20 year olds and older. I thought I would be odd man out since I'm not even 23 yet but really I like partying with the older-than-me crowd more. The party started earlier and ended as well. There was no throwing up nor drama which is always nice. Making it home in time to get my 8+ hours of sleep and not have a hangover? Definitely my bag. Don't worry there were still leg stands lol...



As you see one of the guys (far right) was too cool to dress up...lame ass.

Furthermore we woke up and went to the Titans game on Sunday where the Titans beat the Colts which doesn't say very much. It was nice to see friends and what not.

I'm going to end this post now because I feel like I'm dragging on and on. But posting two weeks in a row? I accept your pat on the back. :)

Oh...and one more picture



My friend L and I @ the game

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halloween hooker

Third post in a row, I'm going strong! Lol

So can I just say Halloween tends to be one of my favorite holidays and one of my worst enemies all in one. Let's face it who doesn't like dressing up as something they're not? Plus it's the one time you can look like a glorified hooker and not get shit for it. However, I understand Halloween is only but one time a year but is it really necessary to price gouge on such cheaply made clothing that once again...we wear one time a year? I'm not going to pay 80 bucks for a costume made out of such cheap fabric a homeless man wouldn't even want to wear it. Needless to say these so called "sexy" costumes that they come out with tend to highlight my not-so-glorious body parts, and by this I mean my gut, ass, and I swear the costumes make my boobs look smaller. Yeah that costume sure does look cute on that double zero model, but it's also shaped to fit that double zero model too. The typical curvy woman on the other hand? HA! not so much.

Last year I made a clean break. I went as Snooky from the ever-so-popular Jersey Shore. Easy: skimpy black dress, red hooker heels, huge hair poof, a fuck ton of eyeliner, and double that quantity in bronzer. Wah lah. However this year I, for the life of me, cannot make that same clean break. I thought about going as a trailer park princess: cut off blue Jean shirt from thrift store, tiara from walmart, and cowboy boots that are already in my closet. (I'm totally lying, those boots are shoved in my filthy car right now hehe). However I feel it's not the perfect 2011 Halloween costume. I only get to dress like a fool once a year. My costume will have to speak to me Hehe. I'm even giving up working on Saturday (yeah right, I'm still going in from 7-3 but I did give up a catering opportunity.) just so I can let loose at the halloween party held by one of Honey's friends.

Got any good ideas for costumes, cheap and easy but dont combine the two, I don't want cheesy!

Or you can just leave me a comment telling me what you're going to be :)

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The real diva bee, please stand up.

You see, originally I wanted my URL to be divabee.blogspot.com however, it was taken. After having THEdivabee.blogspot.com for going on two years now, it has just now hit me hey! Let's go see who snatched the name up, only to find out they have written all of one blog post, and I thought I was bad? If you've read this blog for any time at all then you know I work for my dad at his restaurant and doing catering. Our specialty? Barbecue. Now I present to you, the one and only post ever made by "diva bee".

please..compare me to a pork product.
I am a waitress.
Now, Im sure many have had the.."opportunity" to serve others, however, if you haven't.
I envy the shit out of you.

The simple task of making small, polite conversation with strangers gets harder and harder with every single step that I take in my ugly, faux Converse, non-slip shoes!

And on top of that, you want me to get their drinks and take their food order too!
man, you're killin me.

You see, some of you may be thinking, "ya know, there are worse things." But no..no, i assure you, there are not. I've seen the dark side of the world, and unfortunately, Im employed there.
I work at a BBQ pit, where there are too many managers (and micro managers), too much BBQ sauce (I mean, that shit's everywhere), and so much pork product that Im starting to think the building is edible..perhaps Im pork product now.

Now, don't get me wrong, the cash is fast and the work is pretty much easy--but talkin about BBQ with customers is not an ideal conversation topic because not only do I not care at all, whatsoever, but neither do they. Yet my boss walks the floor to make sure i draw catchy and witty pictures on a plate, with different sauces.
im encouraged to start conversations about ribs.
Honestly..no one gives a fuck.
If you came up to me and started talkin to be about pork ribs, I would look at you like you were an artard and then proceed to kick you. It's just the most appropriate response.
So i go to work everyday hoping no one will kick me.

But what's worse about the pit of hell??
It's exactly like HIGH SCHOOL. (Dun Dun Dun..)
yep. the same bitching, moaning, groaning, gossiping, hookups, scandals, sabotages..all for 5 tables, for 4 hours. Im the youngest employee there and have yet to fight with someone.
It's all the grown folks. It's stupid really.
But the juice, the drama, the gossip, it's bad man. There's bitches sleepin with GMs, people stealin BBQ, coke lines being snorted off the toliet paper dispenser in the men's bathroom, older guys wanting to get busy with little girls. What?
Right.

..hahaha, and the tipping?
should I get into that??
That's a whole 'nother blog.
but, it is 20% people.
Gaw.

I cannot help but to laugh at the irony of it all. Though my job is clearly nothing like this minus the sometimes it can be much like high school part... Oh and the snorting coke part....KIDDING! But the fact that she works in the barbecue business and sounds almost as big of a smart ass as me...definitely irony. Us divas must think very much alike.

Only I'm the real Diva Bee. ;)

you can find this post at www.divabee.blogspot.com though I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be hit with copyright bullshit considering this was posted in 2009. I'm showing I care.

And for those of you thinking "woohoo the diva made it back two days in a row!" yeah this shit was totally a scheduled post. Hehe.

Why yes, I'm alive.

Fact: I'm not good at blogging....consistently anyways.

I want to say, round of applause to you mommy bloggers out there that also run your household and hold a job. I don't have any children and I can hardly find the time to blog. And when I should have time, it is filled with other tedious must-dos. I would try to catch you up on everything that has taken place between my last rant and now, but lets face it you probably don't care and between work and well....work there hasn't been much going on. However I will inform you that my Honey Bee and I are still together and going strong. I love him more and more everyday. December 5th will be our first anniversary and the thought of having him in my life for a solid year couldn't make me smile any brighter. Maybe I'm wrong but I feel as though once him and I have our own place that I will finally have time to enjoy my hobbies, blogging being one of them. Till then I bounce between his house and mine and work. I don't know how I ever had time to do anything before. I'm redy for life to slow down yet its only going to go faster from here out.

I know I said I wouldn't waste your time by filling you in on everything but I will waste your time by filling you in on tidbits. In the past month I have been to three weddings, several caterings, and have been working my ass off. Last Saturday I was literally at work from 7am to 9pm, only to get up the next morning and head to Honey's hometown for his nieces birthday. We made an early exit to return to work to figure out what was going on with the alarm and then finally, home at last. This past saturday I got off work at ten, headed to Honey's hometown for a wedding and then once again, early exit in order for me to get back to work. In the midst of my crazy work schedule my immune system decided to invite bronchitis and sinusitis over for a party, leaving me to be one drained puppy. In other news, one of my girls from work had a baby, another is pregnant, and my clock is still ticking at the innocent age of 22. Sheesh. Its not a constant ticking but it likes to start up every once in a while...ya know, till I hear screaming brats in a restaurant when Honey and I are trying to enjoy a dinner. Hehe...

So basically I keep attempting to try and get everything back on track but there's always that bump in the road that makes everything hectic and crazy all over again. Its never easy when my only day off I spend going to appointments, spending time with my mother and all the while trying to sleep in in order to catch up on the sleep I miss out on during the week.

Well now I'm off to rush and shower and spend time with the mom. Maybe I'll be back sometime this week but no promises.


Ps. I've missed y'all.

The Cast

The Cast




Honey my boyfriend, best friend, one of the most amazing men I've ever met.




Queen my bad ass mom, partner in crime.




Jacob Riley besides the most awesome kid in the world, he's my nephew. :)




Dad self explanatory, he's my dad. When speaking of work relations he's referred to as the big man. Not only is he my dad, he's also my boss.




Ashley my sister




BIL my good ol brother in law

Not pictured:
SAB my once upon a time bestie who eventually showed her true colors and is now one of my less than favorite people. You can find more on that story here.

Mogo one of my coworkers and friend. She received the nickname at work and it kind of stuck.

Miller one of my coworkers and close friend.

T-Rex Honey's roommate and best friend. He's big like a dinosaur and semi scary like a dinosaur and his name starts with a T. It just fits. other nicknames: tyronious, love muffin (because he fits the pure definition of a man whore so to be put lightly, I started calling him love muffin when honey and I first got together)

A failed system.

Today's post has been interrupted due to a rant that must get off my chest.

You know, normally I try not to get too opinionated in my blogging, yeah...right...,but today I am going to put it all out there. Have any of you been following the Casey Anthony trial? Well, I've followed it from day one. Never once did I second guess that she was guilty. Never once did I think anyone else did it. As soon as I heard about it I knew she did it. It's really simple, everything points to her, end of story. Tell me why she got away with murder today?! Tell me why she is walking free on Thursday, or so the defense hopes? I know people who have done more time for a sack of pot than she did for killing her kid. Bullshit.

Heres the facts:
She researched chloroform. There was a gatorade bottle found in her vehicle with chloroform in it.
Her father made the statement, "once you smell a dead body, you immediately know what it is" later her mother on a 911 call states, "my daughters car smells like a dead body".
She didn't report her child missing. Ever. Her mother reported it.
She lied to the police on several occasions and even admitted she lied. If she's innocent why lie?
There was duck tape placed on the little girls nose and mouth. On the mouth was a heart shaped sticker. The sticker book that the sticker was removed from was found in Casey Anthony's bedroom drawer.
She said that Caylee drowned in the pool and her father made her cover it up. Why was George, the father, going to let her be sentenced to death and not speak up and say "yeah thats what really happened".
Casey said that her father helped her dispose of the body however the time frame that she provided Georges cell phone pinged at a tower beside his work and Caseys cell phone pinged at a tower close to the crime scene for several hours. Hello premeditation.
Most mothers I know would go to the ends of the earth to protect their children. She left her body in a garbage bag in some brush where roots, vines and branches grew through her skull and out of the eye socket. Every mother can go to sleep at night knowing their children are being eaten by maggots and other bugs, right?
Casey got a tattoo during the 31 days of her daughters unreported missing that said "la bella vita" meaning "the beautiful life" ding ding ding helllllo?

I could keep going with facts. I watched everything from day one. No one could ever convince me otherwise. To sum it up, the jurors had been there for 41 days. They didn't take the time to deliberate. They would have been there for at least another week if they founded her guilty. They took the easy way out. God knows what happened and though she may not be behind bars, justice will be served. She will no longer have the Freedom to walk the streets without someone knowing who she is in her town. She may be from Florida but people in England and across the world know the story. The "beautiful life" that she thought she once had is now forever gone. She will be known as the 2011 OJ Simpson, the mother who got away with murder, and the ruthless heartless bitch that she really is.

Indepence Day Weekend

I hope everyone had a good fourth of July! I'm currently sitting in Honey's driveway listening/watching the neighbors. Honey and I are too cheap to blow our money up so we enjoy others :). When I was little my parents always shot a ton off for us but now that we're older they don't blow their money up anymore either. But I appreciate their pricey entertainment when I was little.

I definitely had a fun filled weekend. Honey and I started early on Friday. I got up and he went to work. I met my mom at the eye doctor so she could help me pick out some new glasses that I'm super excited about! I've worn the same glasses since I was in middle school. Obviously my vision has changed quite a bit and needless to say they don't quite fit my face anymore lol. So I'm pretty pumped! After that my mom and I headed back to the house to enjoy a day in the pool. I ended up getting a bit red but nothing a little aloe couldn't take care of.

Saturday started out good then rough then great. I went into work and did my daily routine then as I was heading out I got news that one of the employees that has been on the line of getting her third write up didn't show up to work. So I rearranged the schedule and headed to the other store to do some firing and rearranging of next weeks schedule. Mission completed I headed home where my sexy boyfriend was waiting for me in the pool along with my family and grandaddy.

Honey & I at Matt's Pub

Later I cleaned up and got beautified and Honey and I headed to Dover to a pub and hung out with some friends. Him and I shared our very first dance which was wonderful! We danced to brad paisleys 'everything'. Ah I loved it :) Sunday however, I woke up with a hangover from staying up till 4am drinking beer with Honey's momma and having a drunken heart to heart. Hopefully I can go into a little more detail about that tomorrow along with the other random conversation that happened this weekend. Today we returned to Dover to spend time with his family and go on te boat where we stayed 30mins on the water and then headed back in because of rain. Poo! Oh well it cleared up and we enjoyed a good home cooked meal by his momma. Now I'm relaxing from a long weekend. And here shortly I'll e going to bed for an early start in the morning.

Hope everyone else had an amazing independence day weekend!!
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