Wednesday, November 30, 2011

shower poop

If you have an iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, or a smart phone in general than chances are you're going to connect with me here.

Lately everything I text, email, and even try to blog about my iPhone and iPad try to be a smart ass and autocorrect me. Granted, I am very thankful for the times I misspell words because I'm in a hurry and it lends me a hand, but when I type shit...I meant to type shit not shot not shut...SHIT! It also like to make bitch a butch which is also halfway aggravating. Needless to say my issues mainly result from cuss words. But it also tries to make "I've" into vie and ice, had into has, can into van...the list goes on.

My favorite autocorrect that was unfortunately sent in a text message before catching...

attempted to say: "alright well I'm going to pop in the shower and then I'll be there"

autocorrected into: "alright well I'm going to poop in the shower and then I'll be there.

Major fail. Luckily my boyfriend is understanding that my phone tries to talk over me.

- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone


  1. my favorite is when you try to type f*ck and it autocorrects to duck. sometimes i just leave it because "i'm so ducking angry!!" makes you laugh even tho you're pissed. haha.

  2. Just read like all your latest blogs! I had no idea you were blogging again! Yay!!

  3. I don't have an iAnything, but is one of my favorite websites.


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